is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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