are you still at the devil's house?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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