I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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