you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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