I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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