in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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