ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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