i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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