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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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