i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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