How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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