Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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