I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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