Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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