THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we're making bets on your personal life
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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