I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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