Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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