I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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