I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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