I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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