I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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