we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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