the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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