It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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