Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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