Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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