you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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