Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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