Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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