you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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