in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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