im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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