i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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