He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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