i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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