hell yes lets make some ravioli
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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