Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
YAS. BRING CRAB.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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