We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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