If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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