Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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