Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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