i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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