ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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