Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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