Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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