Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The adults are the big ones right?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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