he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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