My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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