Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
