i don't like sucking hair
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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