roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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