How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
where are my eyebrows?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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